A stout, vintage-feeling tee that speaks to people who like their humor dry and their wardrobe low-fuss. The midweight cotton body carries a worn-inspired graphic of a submachine gun with the tongue-in-cheek slogan ‘EVERYTHING IS BOTTLE OPENER’ across the chest. It wears slightly oversized for relaxed layering, the tubular knit and ribbed collar keep lines clean, and the tear-away label keeps the neck comfortable. This shirt slips into evenings at backyard hangouts, brewery runs, or casual weekend errands — the look is casual, a little edgy, and built to last.
Product features - Thicker vintage-feel cotton for durable, lived-in look - Runs larger than typical for a relaxed, roomy fit - Tubular knit construction (no side seams) reduces waste and provides smooth drape - Ribbed, seamless collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and comfort - Midweight 6.0 oz/yd² fabric; OEKO-TEX® certified and tear-away label for skin comfort
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not tumble dry - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
